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My name's Juno Steel. I'm thirty-nine years old. And I don't know how the hell that happened, because I still feel like a scared little kid who needs his heroes to keep sane in a galaxy that doesn't give a damn.

—Juno Steel

Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 1) is the thirtieth episode of the second season of The Penumbra Podcast. It was released October 23th, 2018.

Overview[]

Ramses O'Flaherty has been a busy man in recent days. A brand new way of life doesn't build itself, after all — and before you can ever build it, you'll have to tear down the old life getting in everyone's way.

As Juno and Rita come up from the sewers, they can see, immediately, that Ramses has succeeded in the latter goal. Oldtown is gone. It's never coming back. And in its place stands Newtown, a shining city on a hill, a paradise of Ramses's own design. The only questions, then, are these: what is paradise? And what must one do before they allow one through its gates?

Trigger Warnings[]

  • Sudden loud noises
  • Claustrophobia
  • Violence and threats of violence
  • Manipulation and mind control
  • Death and fatal injury
  • Implied killing of people and animals
  • Deception and gaslighting

Episode Summary[]

Juno meets and argues with Ramses about his excessive actions and condescending attitude regarding Oldtown. In the process, he admits he has realized Ramses O'Flaherty was once Jack Takano. O'Flaherty insists Benzaiten and Sarah Steel would be alive and healthy if Sarah had accepted money he offered her, claiming he had only stolen her work on Andromeda to leverage Northstar to a salvageable financial state. He accuses Juno of similar stubbornness, which Juno rejects: he is his own person and makes his own mistakes. Ramses refuses to tell Juno what Newtown is, only claiming it is "a place can be a solution to all our problems." Juno maintains it's wrong to put residents in lockdown, even temporarily, and tells Ramses to step down as mayor. Rita interrupts the meeting, and she and Juno seek out Mick Mercury for more information.

Mick greets them with his typical boisterousness, making Juno tea and delighting in nice features of his new apartment and neighborhood events. Juno picks through his words, looking for signs of a catch. Rita gently chastises him for mocking Mick's gullibility. Juno agrees he has behaved unkindly and follows Mick to the kitchen to apologize. Mick responds by attacking Juno and Rita with a blaster, his voice containing an underlayer of the THEIA. Juno fights back, shooting Mick reflexively with stun bolts. He fears he has killed Mick, unable to find his pulse. As Rita prepares to perform CPR, they discover Mick has cybernetic parts controlled by the THEIA Soul.

Mick|THEIA repeatedly urge Juno and Rita to "give up control to the THEIA Soul" as they barricade themselves in another room. Juno realizes Ramses is controlling Mick and other residents of the district in the same way the THEIA Spectrum controlled Juno at times.

Cast and Crew[]

Cast[]

Crew[]

Quotes[]

THEIA: Mayor O'Flaherty. You have an appointment. With the citizen known as:
JUNO (recording): Hey, get your metal-claw-gun-things off her, you lousy—!
RITA (recording): Mista Steeeeeeeeeeel!
THEIA: Would you like me to send them in?
RAMSES: Just Juno. Thank you, THEIA.
RAMSES: Because there's... something I have to tell you... about our, well... our acquaintance. How I found you…Well, ehem, although it is a fact that—
JUNO: I can count on Jack.
RAMSES: What?
JUNO: I know, Ramses. I know a lot of things now, and I suspect even more. For example: I know who you really are, and I suspect that's why you hired me in the first place. Must have been spooky, setting up a big real estate con like that and then finding out the thorn in your side is the kid you screwed over thirty years ago. Must have been real spooky.
RAMSES: You...know.
(PAUSE)
Of course. You figured it out... nobody else has, but if it was going to be anyone, it would be you, wouldn't it?
JUNO: Don't think that's why I came here to talk to you.
RITA: HA! Mista Steel, I saved you! Rita's here, and she ain't leavin' until we get what we—
JUNO: I'm done. Come on, Rita. Let's get the hell out of here.
RITA: ...Oh.
(PAUSE)
And you! Don't you ever bother Mista Steel ever again, you...! you...!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
RAMSES: Try not to break my town, will you?
JUNO: Listen… we don’t know what kind of trouble Mick’s in, alright? Even if he’s acting weird, we can’t ask why — we don’t know who might be listening and it could just put him in more danger. Alright?
RITA: Yeah, yeah, I know, Boss, I been with you on a few cases by now, I get it, I get the pictcha, the pictcha is mine, I own it the pictcha now, so give it a rest already, willya?
JUNO: ...Okay.
MICK: Sorry, sorry! I was just uh doing some uh "jazz redecorating" and I...JAYJAY!
JUNO: Mercury.
MICK: Oh man, it's you, I can't believe it’s really—!
RITA: So what kinda trouble are you in, Mista Mercury? Are you bein' watched? Listened to? Smelled at??
MICK: Whuh?
JUNO: Rita...
RITA: How many bad guys you got hidden in there, huh? How many? Four or five in the closet, sixteen all balled up under the sink? Spill, Mercury!
JUNO: Or don't. Please.
MICK: And I’m gettin’ cultured, Jay. I’ve got culture like they write about. I’m so full’a culture that if you squeezed my stomach fine wine would spray—
JUNO: Y’know, maybe don’t finish that thought? Cuz I feel like it’s just gonna hurt your point, actually.
MICK: Then here, look, I’ll prove it to ya.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Would either of you ladies like…some tea?
RITA: Not really—
JUNO: Yes. Yes, we both want tea. Just… so bad.
RITA: But Boss, you don’t even like—
JUNO: Maybe not, but I have to see him try to make some. I just… it’s been a rough couple days. I need this.
RITA: That's kinda mean, Mista—
MICK: Alright! That’s two teas for Club Whispers over here. Now why don’t you two come inside and have a seat…on my furniture. Ha!
MICK: Here he comes, with some tea for his houseguests. And he only burned himself twice.
RITA: Uhh... maybe, Mista Mercury, but that burn on your neck looks pretty bad...
JUNO: Burned his neck.
(SNICKER)
MICK: Hey, I'm still getting used to this place, alright? Never had a toaster oven before.

Trivia[]

References[]

Season 2
Juno Steel

Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 2)

Second Citadel

Second Citadel - The Caves of Discord · Second Citadel - Knight of the Crown, Lord of the Swamp (Part 1) · Second Citadel - Knight of the Crown, Lord of the Swamp (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Treacherous Heart · Second Citadel - Lady of the Lake · Second Citadel - The Moonlit Hermit (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Moonlit Hermit (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Sportive Nymphs (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Sportive Nymphs (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Spiral Sage (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Spiral Sage (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Hallowed Halls of Helicoid (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Hallowed Halls of Helicoid (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 3) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 4) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 5) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 6)

Bonus Episodes

The Rita Minute 3: Happy Birthday, Mista Steel! · Second Citadel - The Frozen King of Flame

Juno Steel Episodes
Season 1

Juno Steel and the Case of the Murderous Mask Update (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Case of the Murderous Mask Update (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Prince of Mars (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Prince of Mars (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Day That Wouldn't Die (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Day That Wouldn't Die (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Midnight Fox (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Midnight Fox (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Train from Nowhere (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Train from Nowhere (Part 2) · Peter Nureyev and the Angel of Brahma (Part 1) · Peter Nureyev and the Angel of Brahma (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Final Resting Place

Season 2

Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 2)

Season 3

Juno Steel and the Man in Glass (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Man in Glass (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Tools of Rust (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Tools of Rust (Part 2) Juno Steel and the Shadows on the Ship (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Shadows on the Ship (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Heart of It All (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Heart of It All (Part 2) · Juno Steel and What Lies Beyond (Part 1) · Juno Steel and What Lies Beyond (Part 2) · Juno Steel and What Lies Beyond (Part 3)

Season 4

Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Haunting of the Terrible Trio (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Haunting of the Terrible Trio (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Stone Unturned (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Stone Unturned (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Infernal Grind (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Infernal Grind (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Clean Break (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Clean Break (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Blank Slate (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Blank Slate (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Next Page (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Next Page (Part 2)

Season 5

Juno Steel and the Vanishing Act (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Vanishing Act (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Birds-Eye View (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Birds-Eye View (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Recipe for Disaster (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Recipe for Disaster (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Sixteen Tons (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Sixteen Tons (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Terrible Waste (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Terrible Waste (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Thief's Honor (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Thief's Honor (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Case Closed (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Case Closed (Part 2)

Other Episodes Bonus Episodes

Bonus: The Rita Minute · Bonus: The Rita Minute 2 - The Rita Detective Agency · Bonus: The Thief Among Us · The Rita Minute 3: Happy Birthday, Mista Steel! · Mick Mercury and the Night Before . The Rita Minute 4: 4Ever Love · Juno Steel and the April Fool · Juno Steel and the Pilfered Present

Live Shows

The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Case of the Murderous Mask · The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Train from Nowhere · The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Promised Land · The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Things We Buried