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According to Alessandra Strong, surviving is what’s hard, because you never get to take a break from it. You never get to stop. No matter how tired you are, how confused. You’ve just got to keep living… and you’ve got to have faith that, eventually, you’ll be glad you did. I knew that was true. But knowing you’ll want to live and feeling it… those are two different things.

—Juno Steel

Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 1) is the fourteenth episode of the second season of The Penumbra Podcast. It was released October 10, 2017.

Overview[]

The story goes that two hundred years ago, when the War was at its most brutal, Erin Marshall D’Arc made the most important discovery in Martian history… and never shared it with anyone.

An election always makes itself about the present, and so Juno Steel never expected that this case would bring him two centuries into the past. Yet here he is, on the trail of Mayor Pilot Pereyra, with a Private Eye at his side and hundreds of years of history to dig through. Down here in the Free Domers’ ruins lie traps and treasure, if the tales are true… and if Juno wants to survive he’ll have to solve two mysteries simultaneously: one about the present… and one about a family more than a century dead. 

Trigger Warnings[]

  • Sudden loud noises
  • Child abuse
  • Deception and gaslighting
  • Gunfire
  • References to alcohol use
  • Violence and threats of violence
  • Military threats and discussion of military violence
  • Death
  • Claustrophobic spaces

Episode Summary[]

Juno and Alessandra follow Pilot Pereya and the the Piranha into the abandoned subway system of Hyperion City. Meanwhile they have a discussion, about their personal views of the situation and life in general. Juno is eager to believe in Erin Marshall D'Arc's "Free Dome", but mocks Alessandra for getting engaged and believing in something she calls a "happy middle" of life. Alessandra confronts Juno's views by pointing out that "life isn’t just some story, okay? Death and suffering are not impressive. Dying’s easy: you’ve only got to do it once. You can never stop surviving.". They encounter the passage to the Free Dome in which they hear recordings of Erin Marshall D'Arc and Marshall Erin D'Arc as well as an unknown person. Eventually they catch up to Pilot and are exposed by the Free Dome's security system.

Cast and Crew[]

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Quotes[]

JUNO: (SCOFFS)

You have “stuff to do?” What the hell kind of stuff is more

important to you than keeping people in their homes?
STRONG: I’m engaged, Juno.
JUNO: ... Oh.

(PAUSE)

Got engaged in seven months, huh? That’s... fast.
STRONG: We were in the Solar Military together years ago. I thought she was dead, but... the paperwork finally went through and a bunch of PoWs just got released from the former Outer Rim. She was one of them, and she found me. Seems kind of rude to die after all that.
JUNO: Cool, cool.

(PAUSE)

Is she... uh, nice?
STRONG: Not really.
JUNO: Oh.
STRONG: She’s smart, though. And tough. And ambitious, and funny... I like funny, it turns out. I like pretty, too.
JUNO: That’s great. Wow, that’s... uh, really great. So you got your happy ending, then.
STRONG: Except for the whole about-to-be-homeless thing I feel pretty good about it, yeah. But my point is it’s not an ending. More of a happy middle.
JUNO: I can’t believe we’re having this conversation. The reason there aren’t any stories about happy lives that stay happy is because they’re boring.
STRONG: As stories, yes. But damn it, life isn’t just some story, okay? Death and suffering are not impressive. Dying’s easy: you’ve only got to do it once. You can never stop surviving. You’ve got to get up and do it all day, every day. That’s what’s hard.

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Season 2
Juno Steel

Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 2)

Second Citadel

Second Citadel - The Caves of Discord · Second Citadel - Knight of the Crown, Lord of the Swamp (Part 1) · Second Citadel - Knight of the Crown, Lord of the Swamp (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Treacherous Heart · Second Citadel - Lady of the Lake · Second Citadel - The Moonlit Hermit (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Moonlit Hermit (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Sportive Nymphs (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Sportive Nymphs (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Spiral Sage (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Spiral Sage (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Hallowed Halls of Helicoid (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Hallowed Halls of Helicoid (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 1) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 2) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 3) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 4) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 5) · Second Citadel - The Battle at World's End (Part 6)

Bonus Episodes

The Rita Minute 3: Happy Birthday, Mista Steel! · Second Citadel - The Frozen King of Flame

Juno Steel Episodes
Season 1

Juno Steel and the Case of the Murderous Mask Update (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Case of the Murderous Mask Update (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Prince of Mars (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Prince of Mars (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Day That Wouldn't Die (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Day That Wouldn't Die (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Midnight Fox (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Midnight Fox (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Train from Nowhere (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Train from Nowhere (Part 2) · Peter Nureyev and the Angel of Brahma (Part 1) · Peter Nureyev and the Angel of Brahma (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Final Resting Place

Season 2

Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Kitty-Cat Caper (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Dragon's Den (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Stolen City (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Promised Land (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Time Gone By (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Monster's Reflection (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Long Way Home (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Man of the Future (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Soul of the People (Part 2)

Season 3

Juno Steel and the Man in Glass (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Man in Glass (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Tools of Rust (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Tools of Rust (Part 2) Juno Steel and the Shadows on the Ship (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Shadows on the Ship (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Heart of It All (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Heart of It All (Part 2) · Juno Steel and What Lies Beyond (Part 1) · Juno Steel and What Lies Beyond (Part 2) · Juno Steel and What Lies Beyond (Part 3)

Season 4

Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice (Part 3) · Juno Steel and the Haunting of the Terrible Trio (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Haunting of the Terrible Trio (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Stone Unturned (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Stone Unturned (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Infernal Grind (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Infernal Grind (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Clean Break (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Clean Break (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Blank Slate (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Blank Slate (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Next Page (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Next Page (Part 2)

Season 5

Juno Steel and the Vanishing Act (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Vanishing Act (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Birds-Eye View (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Birds-Eye View (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Recipe for Disaster (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Recipe for Disaster (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Sixteen Tons (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Sixteen Tons (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Terrible Waste (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Terrible Waste (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Thief's Honor (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Thief's Honor (Part 2) · Juno Steel and the Case Closed (Part 1) · Juno Steel and the Case Closed (Part 2)

Other Episodes Bonus Episodes

Bonus: The Rita Minute · Bonus: The Rita Minute 2 - The Rita Detective Agency · Bonus: The Thief Among Us · The Rita Minute 3: Happy Birthday, Mista Steel! · Mick Mercury and the Night Before . The Rita Minute 4: 4Ever Love · Juno Steel and the April Fool · Juno Steel and the Pilfered Present

Live Shows

The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Case of the Murderous Mask · The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Train from Nowhere · The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Promised Land · The Penumbra Podcast Live!: Juno Steel and the Things We Buried