| “ | Here at C&P we think restricted work spaces are a total productivity fail. No cubicles, and no assigned desks. So every hour, on the hour, we all stand up and pick a different desk to work at. Some people even pick up the work of the person who just left that desk! Work should be liberating! It keeps us all fresh and ready for new challenges. | ” |
—Linda Phazer
Linda Phazer is a worker at the public facing branch of The Dokana Group, C&P Pharmacies.
History[]
She shows Juno Steel, who is using the alias Mr Rose, around C&P Pharmacies. She tells him about many of the horrifying business practices they have, and the various rooms- like the Zero Gravity Playroom, and the elavator that only goes up. On the way they meet Mr Doppel, who would rather be anywhere else. Juno blocks her into a private workroom and sneaks down into the basement. She is rather upset by this and calls security and tells them to keep a lookout for Mr Rose and to kill him if they find him. Once she finds Juno, she chases him into the Zero Gravity Playroom, where Juno overpowers her and steals her blaster before knocking her out.
Personality[]
Speaks exclusively in corporate language, especially when panicked. Has probably forgotten how to be genuine about anything. Also kind of a fangirl for Mr Doppel.
Abilities[]
Has many skills for the many hats she wears at C&P- some of which include: outreach manager, office manager, custodial staff, a sort of fixer, and head of security.
Episode Appearances[]
| Episodes Featuring Linda Phazer |
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| Season 5 |